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We feel deeply sorry for any of our friends when they go back to the country to visit their family and their horses and peacocks and goats or whatever. The empathy is real. But suddenly when there’s a sexy Italian standing on a farm in a pair of y-fronts suddenly the Simple Life doesn’t sound so bad. I mean, if Paris and Nicole can do it…

Francesco Soave made us want to go for a roll in the hay in his latest shoot by Johnny Lopera for Kaltblut. MHMM, we be milking more than just the cows. And he could serve sausage for breakfast without killing any of the pigs, too.

MOO-VE over bitches, he’s ours. (OK, we’ve ran out of puns). FYI, we’re living for thigh-highs.

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[H/T: Homorazzi]