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We love surprises. Although the only time we’ve got a surprise in a hot tub was that time some Welsh tubber scratched our scrotum with his rogue toe nail in Chariots. Excuse me hun, I’m not actually available for your rabies. Anyway, we’d much rather have received this kind of surprise. Though if that thing emerged from the jacuzzi at our local gym, we wouldn’t know where to look.

*Lie. We’d know exactly where to look. 

Wait for it…

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