BY: Anthony Gilét
You know that guy that gets so into his stretching you’re not sure if he’s warming up or self-sucking? Of course! Or when you have lumps in your protein shake? Duh. What about those girls that wear full faces of make up to work out? Totally… slags!
Whether you’re an amateur gym bunny or a muscle Mary, the chances are you’ve encountered these scenarios at least once…
1. You see someone using the machines wrong…
2. Somebody’s tried to cruise you in the changing room
3. The smell of your protein shaker after two days
4. You forget your headphones
5. Somebody is taking too long using ‘your’ machine
6. When you accidentally hand the sales assistant at GNC your Holland and Barrett card:
7. When you have a workout with a hangover:
8. Having to cancel on your personal trainer
9. When you get drunk and end up in McDonalds at 4am
And then when you realise what you’ve done the next morning
10. When you wake up aching the next day
11. Guys that wear hot pants to the gym
12. How you feel after a week of training
…And how you feel after cheat day
14. You spot a hot personal trainer across the room
15. When you bump into someone you’ve got “history” with
16. When people tell you how good your body looks
17. When someone’s taking a selfie in the gym
18. That guy who skipped leg day
19. Your favourite track comes on your iPod
20. Guys that think they’re at Heaven instead of the gym
21. The woman that lifts more than you
22. When people check-in at the gym
23. People that struggle with the ‘diet’ concept
24. People that get changed right on top of you, when there’s loads of space in the changing room
25. Guys that grunt really loudly when benching
26. When your friends wanna go to TGI Fridays
27. And the reason you joined in the first place:
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