While some people were shocked at the ‘full-frontal nudity’ on the latest season of You, we remain surprised that it’s still on air.

Penn Bagedly is hot and we’d let him stalk us for as many seasons as he wanted, but in escapist TV, there’s only so many basic coffee shop girls we can watch him kill in the library while he narrates in mono-tone serial killer.

If he started killing and stripping more men, however, then maybe we could be swayed. (Yes we know, ‘we’re sick, and distasteful, blah blah blah’… it’s just TV girl, relax).

If it wasn’t fake we could’ve put this in without our “Big Dick Reveals” selection.