What’s a good horror film without some full-frontal male nudity? We’d had big expectations for Bring Her Back, and weren’t expecting Stephen Phillips naked in the first five minutes.

In terms of horror, it’s pretty slow… honestly, we stopped halfway through; it wasn’t terrible, but not enough to keep us from an afternoon nap. Also, not a single jump scare.

And while we’re not film editors, we’re pretty sure that for continuity, his dick should have been laying in the same position in the flashback. Still, thanks for the second glimpse.

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