Happy National Farmer Day to all the blokes out there ankle-deep in cow shit and still somehow sexier than your ex in a muscle tee. Today we tip our straw hats to the people who wake up at stupid o’clock to feed animals, move mud around, and somehow still find the energy to breed — crops and each other.

You might think farming is all wholesome hayrides and cow manure… but you’ll always find at least one cock. At least on our page. They forget these lads spend more time on their knees than half of Grindr, wrestling stubborn livestock and each other’s horniness.

Happy National Farmer Day. Plough hard and sow deep.

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