Dating Naked Germany returned for its second season last year, and ahead of its third season we thought we’d share some more of last season’s NSFW moments (aka; the entire thing).
The premise remains the same – it’s essentially Love Island if the budget for swimwear went entirely on baby oil and SPF 50.
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Unlike the American version with its prudish pixelation, the Germans embrace their full frontal philosophy with their motto: “No fakes, no filters – everything is 100 percent real.” Apart from some of the breasts.
It’s an island where maintaining eye contact becomes an Olympic sport, and discussing career aspirations while your bits swing in the tropical breeze is called “building connections”.
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Will they find love? About as likely as finding dignified tan lines. Will they gain Instagram followers and a story for every dinner party for the next decade? Absolutely. And isn’t that what modern romance is really about?
Check out some of the highlights, or stream on Paramount+
ROLL ON SEASON 3!
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