In the latest episode of LOOSE LADS, hosts Anthony Gilét and James Egan discuss the peaks and pitfalls of adult entertainment. Specifically the least realistic parts of porn, and we’re not talking about extremely huge dicks and perfectly bleached buttholes.
“When you actually examine it, there’s just so many absurdities, begins Egan. “And you just overlook them because you… wanna cum”.
“‘Cause my favourite thing, is how everyone, everywhere, is douched. All the time” he went on. “If you’re doing your homework, if you’re at the DMV…”
“If you’re a straight guy that has a load of cash waved at him in the streets of Prague”, Gilét chimes in.
“Oh sorry, this is a straight man whose never been fucked before and – I was gonna say the condom, but – it’s always clean”.
Later, James picks up on this point. “They’ll be like, ‘it’s my first time, I’ve never done anything like this before” and then they flip over with their shaved asshole in the air’”.
“Or it’s a straight guy, wearing Andrew Christians”.
Other unrealistic porn scenarios, Gilét stated, “Mine is when it’s like 90210, with 25-year-old students and 35-year-old parents”.
“Or it’ll be like the priest has a tramp stamp. One of my favourites, was seeing a “straight” guy in porn and he had a Lady Gaga tattoo, like what?”
Tell us your least realistic things or biggest turn-offs in porn in the comments!
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