It looks like Woody just found out what a woody really is… We have no idea why this lad chose to jerk off with a beloved film character on his knob, but we legit can’t vouch for half of the things people do.

SEE: That guy who jerked off with his Lilo and Stitch merch… But if you’ve ever wondered what happened in Andy’s room when he was left alone in the house… J/K!

But seriously, this creator might have just ruined Toy Story for us.

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