BY Anthony Gilét

Everybody who knows Alan Carr, knows he’s a funny guy (to say the LEAST), and from Francine Lewis to our own celeb-retakes, we really indulge in a good celebrity impersonation! But Alan takes his to the next level in this recent photoshoot with Heat Magazine. And you’ll soon come to realise that the best people to rip the piss out of are the ones that are a joke in the first place…

LAUREN GOODGER (& her tits): Like, where was she even going with that hair when she posted this? Great bosoms, atrocious hair (and yes, we know it’s only half done).

DEE WHITE: The carrier bag, food stains and cigarette give this slobbish comparison extra effect.

CHERYL FERNANDEZ-VERSINI: That moment when Cheryl thought she could strut on to the biggest show in the UK and MIME just because she was a judge on it…

GEMMA COLLINS: She had the world (or Twitter-verse, at least) in hysterics when she continually cried entering the I’m A Celebrity jungle. How devo’d must she be that Alan actually looks better?