Some situations are just perfectly defined by soapy American comedies.

1. When you see he’s got a little fat… #Winning

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2. When you see what he started dating after you…

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3. When your friends ask what he’s like in bed…

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4. What not to say, when people ask about your relationship…

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5. After you’re done speaking to him…

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6. When you see him out in that Primark jumper…

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7. When you both turn up to the same birthday party…

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8. Giving him the courtesy hand-shake…

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