“I’m an accountant” (NSFW parody) You might remember a little TikTok audio that sings about working “as an accountant”, because “nobody asks you questions when… CocktailsCocktalk August 2, 2022
Imagine seeing THIS at your local swimming pool You know at the start of Mortal Kombat you have to Choose Your Fighter, well this is like that, but… CocktailsCocktalk July 18, 2022
This shoe is made from recycled dildos We are entering a world where sustainability matters because, well, global warming. And one way in which sex toy brand… CocktailsCocktalk July 16, 2022
These NSFW Deep Fakes are only getting realer You’ve probably seen the porn ads now that demonstrate technology which allows you to replace a porn actors face with… CocktailsCocktalk June 22, 2022
Catch him in the showers after the match It’s funny how the showers after sports used to be the most terrifying part of school, whereas adults we know… CocktailsCocktalk June 22, 2022
When he gets turned on like a light switch (literally) – NSFW We all have that one friend who gets turned on quicker than a light switch… Although if that friend looked… CocktailsCocktalk May 23, 2022
Drunk straight guys wind up their pal by playing with him (NSFW) It’s so annoying when you’re trying to talk on the phone, and a group of guys are trying to distract… CocktailsCocktalk May 22, 2022
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Is this how two tops have sex? There’s long been the joke that when two bottoms attempt to hook-up it’s basically just a pair of lesbians scissoring.… CocktailsCocktalk May 4, 2022
OnlyFans performer fakes a cumshot… Why tho? In today’s “Odd things porn stars did” news: faking orgasms. There’s so much out there on the internet that just… CocktailsCocktalk April 28, 2022