The world of football is never short of a sex scandal, and while the tense Euros this year actually converted us into footie fans (and, of course, the men in shorts helped), this isn’t going to be a list of our favourite historical sporting moments.

But we have curated some of our favourite footballer moments off the pitch… and out of their kit. Just how you like it. Because not everybody likes football, but who doesn’t like a footballer’s balls?

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Davide Iovinella moves from football to porn

We’re not sure this one was in the mainstream media (at least not in the UK) but we remember Italian player Davide’s switch from tackling on the pitch to waving his tackle about in porn. And what a glorious tackle it is.

Mario Gotze’s boner on a boat

It was all over the papers when footballer Gotza was papped on a yacht with his own canoe trying to set sail. Sadly, for us, he had his undies on, but it gave our minds enough to imagine.

A sucking at Glen Waverly

Apparently football associations don’t like homoerotic stuff going public; lads from the Glen Waverly Football club in Australia were reprimanded after a video of one sucking his team mates dicks.

Gavin Whyte

Whyte was also reprimanded when a video of him waving his willy around in the street hit Twitter. The only problem we see if that his hand, isn’t our hand.

Alisson Becker’s naughty antics

Brazilian footballer Becker who later went on to be a goal keeper for Liverpool was in the tabloids for his part in a raunchy romp that featured at least two other women; showing off his donkey dick in the process. An then aother alleged video emerged on the footballer in the locker room… double treats 😉

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