Ever since Kim Kardashian’s big booty broke the internet, followed swiftly by Milan Christopher’s big dick doing the same thing, PAPER magazine has had one of the most highly anticipated covers in editorial history… and now country singer, Orville Peck bares (almost) all too.

To be fair, this wouldn’t be Peck’s first nude shoot, but it would be the first one where his privates are covered in whipped cream. And guess who’s not lactose intolerant?

*Raises hand like the Four Seasons baby*

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