Are you “Too Large to Love”?
And we’re not talking about your waistline. Producers of a new NSFW documentary are looking for men who – despite having a big package – are apparently experiencing problems finding love.
“We’d like to speak to people about their positive and negative experiences of having a large penis, or being with someone who has one,” reads the casting call.
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“A recent survey found that nearly half of the male population wish they had a bigger penis. So, a bigger penis, a better life, right? Well, not always.”
“A brand new documentary is to discuss the hidden problems of living with a very large penis, how it affects all aspects of life including your sex life, and what help is out there for those in need.”
Not sure we’d classify having a huge knob as “those in need” when there’s entire populations of people dying due to climate change and starvation, but hey…
Participants are not required to bare their schlongs for the show, but it will likely show some… (OK, so mayyyybe we’ll tune in then).
Previously, large penis owner Jonah Flacon said: “I’m sick and tired of having people wanting me to measure it in front of them,” he raged on ITV’s This Morning. “I’ve done it 10,000 times — enough already!”
You can apply for the show here
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