In a world where men come in and out of our lives quicker than the Amazon delivery guy, many of us strive to be as independent as possible. And while it’s great to show up for yourself, and get your own bag, who’s gonna fuck you?! (Well, unless you’re like this guy who can fuck himself).

While these guys may not be able to fill themselves up, they can give themselves a mouthful. Clearly, having no plans on a Friday night or getting left on read by a Grindr link wouldn’t phase either of these lads.

“Alex, play I Don’t Need A Man, by Pussycat Dolls”

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