“Not long ago, in a galaxy far, far away located in Clapham… A group of stormtroopers dual with each other’s light sabers.

We can only imaging their look of despair when they realised that they’d partied all the way into May 4th and forgot entirely about National Star Wars day. Thankfully, next to his short shorts and galatic meggings, the host had some props.

Then they say “May the force be with you” and DP each other. To be continued…

We wouldn’t recommend putting G in sangria, just FYI.