Words: Ben Midler

Brazilian rapper Kevin Nascimento Bueno, better known as MC Kevin, died after jumping off a balcony during a bisexual threesome in Rio de Janeiro.

The popular rapper was having a threesome with his friend Victor Fontenelle and fashion model Bianca Domingues in a Rio hotel room when someone knocked on the door.

According to reports, Bueno believed it to be his wife; he then panicked and ran for the balcony. His wife of three weeks, Deolane Bezerra, had been searching the hotel grounds for her husband while he was doing the dirty in the suite.

So what exactly happened on the balcony? Bueno was allegedly trying to jump onto a terrace just below the room’s balcony. Unfortunately, the rapper misjudged the jump and fell five stories onto the pool patio below.

The female model involved in the threesome told authorities that she met the men on the beach earlier that day and was invited to the rapper’s suite for – ahem – an after party. According to reports – and this is where the story takes a dark Real Housewives twist – Bezerra’s wife struck the model at the police station later that night.

Police chief Antenor Junior told reporters: “We must point out that all testimonies report excessive consumption of alcohol and narcotic substances, illicit drugs.

“Extremely scared, worried about being caught cheating by his wife, he (Bueno) panicked and tried to go down to the floor below when he slipped, fell and unfortunately died.”

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