What’s a bad attribute on bellies and good one on cocks? Fat.
Not that penises actually retain fat or ‘carry weight’, but if they did then these guys would need to see a dietician.
And thankfully they don’t contain calories, which means you could stuff your face and not gain a single pound.
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