Chris and Liam Hemsworth have to be one of the hottest sets of brothers in the business. Apart from Hanson, obviously.

Though today we’re just celebrating one hulk of the Hemsworth clan: Chris. Well, it is his 37th birthday after all, so it would be proper rude not to perv over his pics, while hiding our boner – and fantasy to married with his kids – under the desk.

For starters, he’s just as sexy clean-shaven…

As he is with a rugged beard…

And with long hair…

And EVEN with a wank rag on his head

Those LATS! I meaaannn…

And this adorable handstand he’d do in the garden while playing with our kids:

Before cuddling them with those BIG-ASS arms

Yeah, THEM, arms…

He certainly knows how to push out that tooshie…

And, well, this photo just speaks for itself:

No, seriously, he’d be a GREAT bottom… 

You need MORE proof? Ok…

And yeah, just LOOK at that ass… 

And without the wetsuit…

And THIS. We know it’s a prosthetic, and we don’t care.

At least this is all him… 

We’d keep touching it too…