During quarantine it should be no surprise that sex toy sales have soared; what with everyone being a) extremely bored, and b) extremely horny. However, you might have to cough up an entire month’s furloughed wages to afford this Pixar-inspired fuck-chute.
Austin-based artist Malek Lazri is selling a fleshlight inside a model of Heimlich, the chubby caterpillar from A Bug’s Life. The item – which is listed on Craigslist and eBay – has a hefty asking price of $2,000. Especially hefty, considering that without an opening it’s not a working fleshlight.
“This is it, the holy grail, one of 4 in existence,” the Craigslist post says. “Never publicly released only given to a select few high ranking Pixar executives for personal use. 100% satisfaction guaranteed very light wear, gently used, do NOT SLEEP on this one folks!!!”
Hold on, which Pixar execs have a hold of a cartoon sex toy?
Clearly the toy is not an official Pixar product, but creator Lanzi told Vice he’d actually welcome a cease and desist from the brand: “I would love that, just to receive that email would be great.”
So far Lazri has received lots of interest, but no serious sales.