While almost every award ceremony of 2019 is already behind us, there’s one very important one, which you may have forgotten about. Mr Man’s ‘full frontal’ of the year – they’ve even got nominees who even we didn’t realize had got their willies out for the art of film.
Have you seen Jack Reynor in Midsommar? No, probably not! Well, this must be the underdog peen of the category. Micah Stock proved he wasn’t a bit shy when he propositioned Ellen Page in Tales Of The City; we certainly don’t remember reading about that dong in the book.
Billy Howle partakes in foreplay a little differently in MotherFatherSon, but that didn’t stop his dick making the shortlist. (Note: there’s nothing short about it). Kentez Asaka is the wettest contendee on the list, and he’s not the only one. We’re dripping like a power-shower watching his moist scene in Just a Shadow. Can’t wait for the follow-up: Just the Tip.
Finally, these hot German gays have sex in a forest, because that’s where hot Germans have gay sex.
Needless to say, it’s been a year of stiff competition.
