If you’re not big on dating apps, there are other ways to guarantee getting laid: like staying at a nude gay resort. Mark Cirillo‘s character in gay short Hippopotamus went one step further and got a job at one. Imagine getting paid to be surrounded by naked men;¬†suddenly we’re debating a career change.

From IMDb:

Left alone to caretake a gay nude resort closed for the season, a man finds himself confronted by what he can see and what he can’t. When everything is visible, when nothing is hidden, it’s not just what you see – but what sees you, too.

Well, doesn’t that sound ominous and deep for a gay nude resort-based film. Surely the whole point of the location is frivolous male nudity? Whatever, here’s the good bits: