This year’s Love Island got off to a popular start with even more people watching the show than last year; we’re still a few episodes behind (because, life) but so far we’re enjoying how the producers have got them to strip off and lock lips as soon as possible.

Don’t y’all understand, they want DRAMA – with a capital D.

Tommy Fury may not be the smartest man we ever met (read: watched on TV), but he’s smart enough to know what happens to white material when you get it wet; hence his strategically-placed hand.

Oh, and let’s spare a moment for him living out this Brokeback fantasy: