A guy from North Dakota, who was allegedly off his nut on Crystal Meth ruined a church’s mass in epic fashion recently, when he jumped into the holy fountain butt naked, while parishioners were part-way through a service.

Zachary Burdick, 21, was spotted earlier in the day by officials trying to bless people with The Book of Mormon, and was asked to leave.  But Burdick returned, this time without a thread of clothing, and hopped into the holy fountain. Well, we’ve all felt like we’ve needed a baptism after a sesh at one point, but we’re not sure it would have washed away any of his sin when there was a church full of onlookers.

He then walked down the aisle and tossed himself off. If that was part of the weekly service we think they’d attract a different kind of crowd. Officials then called the police and Burdick was arrested.

Burdick, who was arrested for ingestion of meth, criminal mischief and indecent exposure, describes himself as a “rapper, producer [and] songwriter” on his Facebook page. Well, we already knew he was an all-round entertainer but he left out UNHOLY LEGEND.

As for the now non-holy water: the church will drain, sterilize and re-bless it.