Sam Chaloner enjoyed a stint on UK’s reality show Big Brother last year; although despite “getting his willy out” on national TV, Chaloner’s post-show success has lasted as long as the wank we had over that episode.

Although he did go on to date Ellie Young (that’s the chick he impressed by pulling his dick out), who was also on Ibiza Weekender. Barely a notable reality show between ’em.

But since their split earlier in the year, we’re guessing Sam’s ready to move on with this recently-emerged snaps. Northerner Chaloner – who’s friends include Geordie Shore’s hot messes – is obviously proud of what he’s packing.

The Twitter link in this post was removed; (darn!) but y’all can view the NSFW snaps on Tumblr.