Another day, another religious scandal…

Neighbours of Homestead, Pennsylvania, became suspicious last Friday when they saw a naked man step out a car. When the police arrived at the scene, they found a 61 year-old pastor in the back seat, and a nude man tied up like a turkey in the front.

Imagine trying to do a three-point turn in more knots than pair of Apple earphones.

But George Nelson Gregory, who is a Christian pastor claims: “Police have it all wrong.” What, y’all making people act out their sins while they confess them to ya now?

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“I was just counseling him”, Gregory tells KDKA-TV about the horn dog bound in nylon ropes. Uh-huh, and I was just “trying” the 14 ecstacy tablets my dad found in my pocket on my 18th birthday.

“It did turn strange… but I was adamant that I was not participating in that way.”

But that’s not what he told the police, rather that they “meet up from time to time, to play with each other.”

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Gregory continued to deny the accusations, “but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing.”

OK, and we’ll just wait for God to come down from the Heavens to testify.

Ooh father, you better get saying them Hail Mary’s.