To celebrate Orlando Bloom’s birthday today (January 13th), we’re revisiting him in his birthday suit!

As we were compiling this article, we couldn’t help notice, Orlando Bloom is a handsome guy – and he takes his clothes off a lot. A LOT. But doesn’t seem to get the fandom other celebs do.

We’ve put it down to the fact that he rarely does sexy/cool shoots, plays sexless characters (Wasn’t he Khaleesi in Lord Of The Rings?) and doesn’t have that bad boy streak.

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But do you know what would take him from hot to OMFG CHOKE ME DADDY? A beard. Some stubble at least. We get that he likes his long hair too, but sometimes it can look a little like a failed playwright; he’s much sexier with a short crop.

Check out the many times he’s been papped in the buff below. Or if you’re looking to peruse those NSFW snaps where he was casually papped nekkid canoeing with Katy Perry, we have those too. And then there was the time he got caught with his trunks down again just weeks later. What a lucky coincidence!