American Crime Story is continuing to get tongues wagging (or frequently just hanging out), in-part due to the disrobing of Darren Criss and Ricky Martin, despite claims that the Versace family have rubbished the show (they clearly haven’t tuned in for the scenes of Criss touching himself).

I mean, imagine him sauntering up to your bed and groping his junk. It’s like if Falcon Studios tried to tell the story of Florence Nightingale.

And with half-a-dozen half-naked scenes already, we reckon it’s going to be a busy season for Darren Criss’ flesh.

He’s also back in those skimpy speedos – and seems very happy about – that went viral before the show aired.