It may not be the most common fantasy to come out of the red room, but there’s definitely something sexy about lumberjack carrying a thick log. Usually if a man has a beard so big that robins could nest, we’re getting out the carpet shampoo and a hacksaw, but we’d happily have Belliard’s bush tickling our balls.

Killian Belliard first caught our attention on Instagram, (and with thousands of followers that include Ricky Martin) we obvs weren’t the only one. And just a quick glance over the French model’s hot bod and shredded physique explains why.