Thick thighs make the dick rise, but former soccer player Alessandro Duarte has so much more than that going for him. The now model squeezed his ass-ets into some skimpy swimwear for D. Hedral’s DH12 campaign. The 29 year-old flaunted his buff bod in Dubai, and it was totes ‘arresting’. We know they’ve got dress codes over there, but we certainly don’t have a problem with Duarte’s fine form; apart from it not being in our bed.

[H/t: Homorazzi]