The porn parodies are cumming thick and fast this year, pun intended, obvs. Bromo have remade Wes Craven’s horror classic Scream – and that’s exactly what Tom Faulk does when he gets stabbed in the kitchen. Although he’s penetrated by a dinky purple vibrator, not a knife. The dialogue stays true to original script, although when the helpless bimbo asks: “WHAT DO YOU WANT?” we can’t imagine Wes Craven ever imagined the reply to be: ‘to see how tight your ass is’.