Remember Dale Howard from Big Brother them years back? Totes hot, little bland… Well baby vanilla added some nuts and cream (and baby lotion) to mix. Who knew he had a hidden talent all those years?! The former reality star was on stage for WildBoys – and ‘wild’ is exactly what they got. Though the stage show toured back in 2012, the full extent of Dale’s antics are only coming to light! Howard donned a Baywatch get-up before dousing himself in lotion, before a chick with a surfboard revealed his lighthouse.

Now that’s far more watchable than Big Brother.

Though he never was shy about showing off, was he?