TOWIE star, Celebrity Big Brother contestant, and willy-flasher Lewis Bloor is hoping his stint on the reality show will help him line his pockets even if he doesn’t win. The Essex boy is set to release a half-naked calendar for 2017, which is less skin than he’s bared on the show already. So was his peen-stint just a way to boost interest in his calendar?

Not sure it works that way babe. You don’t give people an entire pizza and then try and charge them for a slice when they’re already full. Just a thought. The creative director clearly opted for simplicity. Girl, if I had my own calendar I’d be riding a horse naked, writhing around on the beach naked, galavanting on fun fair rides naked.