Has Sam Smith been texting Tom Daley? Well, according to his fiancee Dustin Lance Black, it would appear so! And he wanted the whole world to know about it, as well as reminding them that he too won an Oscar. *Slow clap*. After picking up an Oscar for Best Original Song, Black took to the Twittersphere ranting:

Hey @SamSmithWorld, if you have no idea who I am, it may be time to stop texting my fiancé. Here’s a start:

Ooh, child. We can almost see the steam burst from her ears. But what’s she more mad over, the fact he’s been texting your man, or the fact he didn’t know who you were? Seems like Black was trying to kill two birds with one tweet. Sam Smith just sitting there polishing his Oscar, like ‘whatever bitch, that was 7 years ago…’

Although not sure it’s entirely couth for a man in 40s to be airing his dirty laundry on social media – but that’s none of our business. But imagine dating Tom Daley, and having 90% of the gay world lust after him – my paranoia is bad enough on weed, I couldn’t handle that shit.

Are we the only ones that can’t imagine Sam Smith twink-chasing?  BUT, you never know! Tom and Sam are yet to respond.

The gays and they’re drama, eh!

[H/T: GSN]