From dick pics, to casual sex, to single life.
Because. Memes.
1. Because you would never let your best friend get off that easily
2. EVERY weekend in your 20s (and sometimes 30s):
3. Those times when you really have to be strong
4. HOLLA to all those men who are Masc4Masc – when they want to be…
5. The reason you don’t put underwear on to go grocery shopping
6. When your man knows his anal geography:
7. And when he doesn’t:
8. Them times when he’s taking ages to cum
9. *Vanilla bitch face*
10. When you just tryna find ‘The One’ but end up being a hoe
11. Because best friends give good advice:
12. Put down the phone and step away from social media
13. That lie doesn’t get anybody anywhere
14. THIS
15. Be a hoe. But don’t be a stupid hoe.Â
16. Those times they get carried awayÂ
17. When you haven’t had sex in far too long
18. Drunk-texting when you want his dick
19. After you told him you’re allergic to latex
20. His stamina game is just too strong
21. He used REALLY good angles
22. When that cute boy wants commitment, and you just wanna bang
23. EVERY time you go to the GUM clinic and that bitch judging you, like
24. When you’re single but your penis thinks you’ve got a man
25. When you come home from the Grindr threesome on a Sunday afternoon
26. After that session, like:
27. When you going through a damn dry spell
28. Those 3 seconds feel like endless hours
29. Because you’re a soldier
30. And knowing that this is the single reality:
[Credit: IG – @Bulge2go / @lovesexandla]
