Look you can’t lie, we’ve all woken up (or come around) in some pretty compromising positions, but none quite like this… I mean, I’ve let some questionnable people suck me off, but imagine waking up in an alley with a homeless man swirling your dong around his mouth. A mouth that he hasn’t washed in a FAIR amount of time… *cuts off penis*


Apparently the homeless man was later identified and arrested, while picking a hot dog out the bin (we’re not sure if that bit is a joke or not…). I mean, what was he drinking? Absinthe?! Girl, no – you need to get yourself to an AA meeting. I bet he could use a stiff drink after seeing this photo. *Wakes up being fingered by Siamese midget* I can’t even, I would be rinsing my dick in white spirit bruv.