It’s always nice when someone says something other than ‘hey’ or ‘whats up’… Well, we say always. Sometimes just a ‘hey’ will suffice. I mean, what kind of conversation opener is this?


It’s worse than “you come here often?” I mean, ‘U in the sun a lot?’, I live in London you mug, so obviously not that much. So yeah, you tan-ked girl.

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