4th July celebrations usually include bonfires and fireworks, but Michael Hoffman was showcasing a different kind of explosion for his latest self-porno. It’s the next, in a string of wanking, flexing, fingering, dry-humping romps from the body builder, who now dedicates his debut to the “people he screwed over”. So he says sorry for screwing you over, by screwing himself. Logical.
Someone’s been watching a bit of Nicki Minaj:
[Credit: Gaily Grind]
As part of the apology, he vows to do some of the things he was requested to. Cut to Hoffman waving his feet in front of the camera. Sexy. Is it just us or is this kind of awkward with it’s natural sounds? Boy, you shoulda overlaid the video some Ginuwine’s Pony…
We think he’s lost his (ho)mojo. We’d rather watch the parade…
[H/T: Gaily Grind]