Cristiano Ronaldo was lapped this week greeting a male companion with more than just a hand shake. The footballer, who’s sexuality has been speculated about since photos leaked of him stabling around a Spanish apartment in a pair of wedges, didn’t seem shy about flaunting his ball skills. Tongues were also set wagging because of his array of itsy bits swimwear, flamboyant expressions and painted toe nails. Of course, none of this does confirm he’s a giant Spanish fudge-packer… But we’re just gonna leave this here and let you decide:

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And maybe this one too…


But really, what is coming to when two closeted men can’t share a pervy grope on a yacht in broad daylight without privacy. Tssk.


[H/T: The Sword]