Sad Shrew Randy Bryson (above) of the Open Back Door Baptist Church in South Carolina has a rep for buzzing around gay-friendly events, campuses and protest rallies with his gaggle of gargoyles, shoving their “Shit stabbers go to hell” signs in everyone’s faces. Claiming to be a ‘street preacher’ who is ‘fulfilling the scripture’…
Oh, but what happened when Pastor Pleb forgot to renew his domain name? That’s right, a gay activist group swooped in and stole that shit. So now, any visitors of Warningsofwrath.com (which, sounds like fisting territory already) will be redirected to XXX gay porn site, Â Scaryfuckers.com. Imagine the look on Randy’s face (man even has the name of a porn star), when he goes to check how many visitors his homepage has, and is bombarded with images of skin head scally blokes smashing each other in cum-covered orgies.
The genius behind the idea said, “They condemned gays and rock music outside Carolina Rebellion. I bought the (unexpectedly expired) domain from their signs and pointed it at gay porn of people who probably like rock music. Fair?”
Yup! Now that’s how you say, BYE FELICIA.
[H/T: Queerty]