Sometimes the only thing giving you life on the way to work is the newpaper read on the way there. But imagine opening up your Metro to see a cock-takeover. Between rush hour commuting and actually going to work itself, weekdays can be reasonably bleak. But sometimes all you need to make you smile, is a prolific biro drawing on on a daily tabloid. How is it that these detailed sketches on otherwise boring images can provide us with such humour? Who fucking cares, check them out below:
1. The guy that put the cock in cocktail
2. The children that first hand experience Free Willy
3. When Obama made a ballsy move in the White House
4. When Camilla got her hands on the crown jewels
5. This politician who got a little blind sighted
6. Or this swimmers spunk
7. The kitten with a lot to give
8. Or the two rugby players that seriously scored
9. The meat Aussies use on their BBQ
10. How Kim Kardashian feels when she hears Kanye’s voice
11. The chef’s surprise dish
12. Hanna Schlong-Tanna
13. The golfer that got stuck carrying the balls
14. Steve Commando’s Dick Blitz
15. These footballers unconventional celebration
16. This runner being peensued
17. Putin’s weapon of mass destruction
18. James Franco’s excitement over the release of The Interview
19. This goal
20. This battle of the giant (schlongs)
21. Cockzilla
22. Finally, this pussies afternoon nap
[Images: @NewspaperDickz / Twitter]