Unless you were totally fucked over the weekend (which, let’s face it, you may well have been), you’ll surely remember our post about iconic Jessie – aka The Clapham Tranny. Naturally the post went viral, as residents of London shared their experiences of encounters and views of Jessie, fan of Clapham’s Chicken Shop.
But it seems, not everybody was happy to see the Clapham Tranny on their laptop screen – let alone our city’s streets. Yesterday, I received this extremely eloquent email from “Sylvaine x Rosalie x”. Because you know, all mature adults still have kisses in their name..
To be honest, I found myself quite frustrated. Not because she called the article “junk”. Not because she claims I’m “promoting” dementia. And not because she’s accused me of deleting any negative comments. Of course, I haven’t, by the way. There’s just only one of them – because the only people who have anything negative to say about it, are as intelligent as a sack of deformed potatoes.
What had frustrated me, was that she finds Jessie “offensive”. Why? She’s not hurting anybody. If this is the case, last year Rihanna wore a ‘dress’ that basically completely see-through. So I’m going to assume Sylvaine Rosalie emailed every website and newspaper that posted a photo of that too?
Why is she even making comments about Jessie not being welcome in her home? She don’t wanna go to your crack den in Bermondsey babes. And don’t make assumptions, as long as Jessie had her giblets fully covered, she can pop round mine for a Lambrini any time she wants.
Anyway, after posting an opinionated blog about loving your haters, I decided not to tell Sylvaine how utterly pathetic she was, or how her attitudes to “moral standards” are more broken than her English. Like, at least be literate when you come for me. Instead, a simple reply…
