Cosmopolitan already have a reputation for taking some of the hottest stars, and robbing them of their clothes for a good cause, so were we really surprised that they took Belgian footballer Nacer Chadli and took him from ‘yeah-wouldn’t-say-no’, and turned him into ‘OMFG-he’s-F-ing-FIT’.

Chadli, who plays for Tottenham Hotspur, says he’s “pretty happy” with his physique. Erm, obvs. Although Belgian chocolate is his weakness – girl, grab the Hagan Daaz and turn on X Factor! He “hopes it gets people talking” as “[cancer] is an important issue”.

We have no doubt that people will be talking about this… Even if they haven’t got a fucking clue who you are.

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