It seems after leaving The Only Way Is Essex that Mario Falcone is missing the attention! (Although he’s received plenty over his recent drugs controversy). But it seems like he’s getting back to his old self-ie *ahem*. Perhaps he’s even been getting a little jealous of Dan Osborne (who dated Lucy after him), and all the media-attention his package is getting recently. Well, here’s Mario message of ‘Anything he can do, I can do sluttier.’
Who do you think wins in the ‘battle of the bulge’?
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