‘American Horror Story: Coven’ ended this week and in a homage to the witty, edgy and gripping season we’re demonstrating how you can incorporate your inner ‘Supreme’ bitch to every day life.

1. When people unfollow you on Instagram

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2. When someone suggests going to Union

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But you somehow end up there anyway…

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3. When the taxi driver starts talking to you

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4. When your friend asks if they look fat:

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5. People pushing in front of you in the queue for WE Party

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6. Preparing your friends for their first night in Vauxhall

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7. When the barman brings you a drink without ice

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8. Everyone knows someone like Madisson Montgomery

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9. When you forget to knock at a chill out

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10. Standard entry to East Bloc every weekend

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11. After too many shots at a house party

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12. Getting on the rush-hour train after a heavy weekend

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13. The same bouncer refusing you entry to the club

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14. That bitch you hate gets taken to the medic room

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15. When someone’s gotta leave the chill out to go to work

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16. When a guy’s gal pal cock-blocks you

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17. The hot DJ plays that track you love, and you’re like:

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18. Every round at G-A-Y:

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19. When your best friend doesn’t text back

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20. Deluded people on your Facebook timeline:

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21. When a club promoter posts a pic of you wasted

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22. Passing on your knowledge to those newly “out”

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23. When white trash starts flirting with the guy you like

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24. When you get buzzing and go on Grindr

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25. If a group of hot boys turn up to the chill out

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By Anthony Gilét

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