‘American Horror Story: Coven’ ended this week and in a homage to the witty, edgy and gripping season we’re demonstrating how you can incorporate your inner ‘Supreme’ bitch to every day life.
1. When people unfollow you on Instagram
2. When someone suggests going to Union
But you somehow end up there anyway…
3. When the taxi driver starts talking to you
4. When your friend asks if they look fat:
5. People pushing in front of you in the queue for WE Party
6. Preparing your friends for their first night in Vauxhall
7. When the barman brings you a drink without ice
8. Everyone knows someone like Madisson Montgomery
9. When you forget to knock at a chill out
10. Standard entry to East Bloc every weekend
11. After too many shots at a house party
12. Getting on the rush-hour train after a heavy weekend
13. The same bouncer refusing you entry to the club
14. That bitch you hate gets taken to the medic room
15. When someone’s gotta leave the chill out to go to work
16. When a guy’s gal pal cock-blocks you
17. The hot DJ plays that track you love, and you’re like:
18. Every round at G-A-Y:
19. When your best friend doesn’t text back
20. Deluded people on your Facebook timeline:
21. When a club promoter posts a pic of you wasted
22. Passing on your knowledge to those newly “out”
23. When white trash starts flirting with the guy you like
24. When you get buzzing and go on Grindr
25. If a group of hot boys turn up to the chill out
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