We had a BLAST over Brighton Pride weekend, between narrowly avoiding a violent mosh pit in the lesbian tent, to seducing boys by feeding them MDMA off our little fingers to slapping Cocktails and Cocktalk stickers on dicks, arses and pecs, to being thrown around on rides after dropping Chinese pills – there was no doubt we exerted ourselves.

Although, despite opinion to the contrary – it’s not all about us. It’s also about you… So we raided your Instagrams, and have selected the winners for our awards of the weekend.

BEST KISSING PHOTO:

Boom. This. Is. Amazing.

BEST RESTAURANT/HOMOSEXUALITY COLLABORATION:

Just one more reason to love Nando’s…

BEST BUM:

It was the Cottage Cheese texture that grabbed our attention…

BEST GRAFFITI ALTERED:

Pro-promiscuity is fun.

CAMPEST DOG:

So cute.

BEST PRO-GAY MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY:

We always knew the Queen was a bottom…

BEST LOW CUT DRESS MADE OF FLIP-FLOPS:

We wouldn’t wear them on our feet, let alone as a dress

MOST ORIGINAL “ICONIC” COUPLE:

Tigger and er… DD-arth Vadar

BEST PHOTO OF AN EX-SUGABABE HOLDING HER CLUNGE:

Gwan Keisha! Touch it like nobodies watching.

TRENDIEST TRANNY PASSED OUT ON THE GRASS:

STOP. IT. Loving the New Balance trainers with peroxide afro and knickers exposed combo. Glam.

BEST CO-ORDINATING PRO-GAY OUTFITS:

*Thumbs Up* Boys

MOST ALTERNATIVE HEADWEAR:

Duck. Chicken. Penquin. Queen.

BEST BEACH PHOTO, NOT ON A BEACH:

Because there were so many beach/non-beaches around

MOST FABULOUS QUEEN/ CHICKEN SHOP COMBO:

I don’t think that’s the cottaging he meant…

MOST UNUSUAL THING TO FIND ON YOUR DOORSTEP:

Battered chicken.

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