Plenty more fish in the sea/lobsters on the shore

Some men are SO jel, all they can do is insult you. Whatevs – AS IF he went out of his way to be a douche bag… When someone told him to put a bag over his head they didn’t mean a red leather one – fucking lobster. So apparently I look like a fish? Least I don’t look like a crustacean.

My beautician has advised that you’ve had two Sun Angels too many babe.