VIRAL: Man Divulges the D-tails of Having TWO 10-inch Dongs in New Book

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Calling all size queens! This guy has no one, but TWO 10-inch cocks… are you gagging yet? DDD (Double Dick Dude) has been speaking about his life with Diphallia on Twitter, Reddit and in two books. The 25 year-old bisexual’sfirst book, Double Header: My Life With Two Penises, topped *ahem* the Kindle Book charts in three different categories. And his second memoir, Double Stuffed: Steamy Tales From My Life With Two Penises, goes on to talk more candidly about his sex life.

Not for the faint of heart, the E-book tells tales of sex in car washes, airplanes, with men and women and prolapsed anuses. Having racked up over 1,000 partners, DDD claims that straight men turn bisexual around him. How’s that for a magic power?

“Sex is never boring for me”, he writes. “Typically the reaction and reception of the individual I’m with in the moment tends to heighten the arousal level.There are always timid people but there are also people who go crazy for what I can do,” he added. We’re assuming he means getting double-dicked by the same person.

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“I love sex, but I love it even more when my partner is absolutely wild about what I’ve got.” Oh girl, we know loads of thirsty bitches, you want their numbers? He always shoots a dozen times from each cock every time he comes. Yikes, don’t even wanna imagine how much he spends on tissues each month. Imagine, getting Kleenex on the NHS cause his house looks like he lives with a 6-foot snail.

On the enlightening feed he reveals that he is an attractive bisexual who lives in a threesome. He has a full-time girlfriend and boyfriend and the trio enjoy an active sex life. But it can be a double-edged sword (no pun intended): “My prostate gets inflamed if I don’t ejaculate enough […] I’m probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days.” Sounds like HELL. He added that his biggest problem is finding underwear that fits, or contains his bits.

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He even claims that he wakes up with ‘morning forest’ instead of morning wood, where both his genitals are hard.

DDD says that he gets a mix of reactions from his partners: “Some have been like WOW. Some have been like THATS FAKE! Some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious. For the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute.

Dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little. lol.”

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