sauna

A few months back at the BFI Film Festival we viewed a trailer for Sauna The Dead: A Fairytale, the upcoming zombie flick set in a gay sauna – and now it’s finally online for you lot to peer through the gloryhole and get a peek at yourselves. In a parody on Dawn Of The Dead, and inline in tone with Shaun Of The Dead – the film revolves around the creatures that lurk in the saunas of London. And we thought the states in Chariots on a Tuesday evening were rough.

You can just imagine the zombies chomping on their limbs, and man’s like: “are you a top, though?”

“Jacob is a jaded narcissist who stalks the bathhouse halls looking for his next hook-up, when he finds himself in the midst of a zombie outbreak, his survival may depend on the one thing he didn’t come there for: a human connection.”

The film is now competing for the Best of British title of the Iris Prize competition. Hopefully the guys behind it will have better luck than the poor bloke scarpering for his life, in nothing but a towel.

Intrigued? WATCH: